Unsolicited Dick Picks & Messages from Instagram Fans

Bite me.
Bite me.

I have clearly stated on my Instagram account that I DO NOT WANT to see dick pics, and I’m not trading pics, either. I really don’t know what goes through the minds of some of these men except flat out stupidity and self-centeredness.

Another reason I don’t answer unsolicited messages…

I have lost count how many dick pics that get sent to me. Probably hundreds. Most I don’t even bother to look at anymore.

This is a turnoff.
This is a turnoff.


Why do they feel the need to tell women these things? A compliment is fine, but no one wants to hear about you jacking your dick.


Please don't tell me about it.
Please don’t tell me about it.


Like you've ever had the chance.
Like you’ve ever had the chance.


I didn't ask for this.
I didn’t ask for this.


Highly doubt an actual woman is behind this profile.
Highly doubt an actual woman is behind this profile.


Not for free.


Not going to open it.


You look like a kid, and no.


So full of yourself.


No, you don’t fuck me. You’re a minor.


I’ll send him to SextPanther for my number.